Monday, April 14, 2008

Monday Morning Madness


A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having
trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked,"Boy, what is your

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the
third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the
principal's office.

While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told
Ms Neelam he would
give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of
his questions he was
to go back to the first-grade and behave. She

Boy was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam
and tells her, "I think Boy
can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of
my own questions. Can I ask him ?"

The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms. Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of
that I have only two of?"

Boy, after a moment said, "Legs."

Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Ms. Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a
T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Boy: "Coconut"

Ms. Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then
comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: "Bubblegum"

Ms. Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a dog does on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: "Shake hands"

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort
of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms. Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do. Who am I?"

Boy: "Tent"

Ms. Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first. Who am I?"

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: "Wedding Ring"

Ms. Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good. Who am I?"

Boy: "Nose"

Ms. Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver. Who am I?"

Boy: "Arrow"

Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?"

Boy: "Firetruck"

Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it
u have to use ur hand?"

Boy: "Fork"

Ms. Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?"


Ms. Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"

Boy: "HEART."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send
this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"


LadyJava said...

Hahahah GK! Yeah man.. maybe I should go back to grade 1 as well.. I got most of the answers wrong..lolzz!!

Have a great week ahead GK!!

Shemah said...

hahahahha!! What a good way to start my day! That was hilarious.. That's why I never got to skip a grade! I got Ms. Neelam's questions all wrong too! LOL!

Nick Phillips said...

Ok, there's only one of two things you could say about me here.

One - I need to go back to kindergarten (not that I ever went, mind you.)

Two - I am a pervert! LOL!

Nice one buddy.

Mr. Faizal said...

Hi there, just dropping by to say Hello,

I found your blog from the Big Bang Master List.

Have a nice day.

Mariuca said...

Hi GK, I'm just happy to see a new post here. It seems like ages before we finally hear a peep from you! Have a great week GK! :)

Monday Morning Power said...

Hi Adian, Consider this a personal invitation to take part in my Gratitude Challenge. It is my latest meme and even has its own site. I anticipate that this will eventually grow bigger than the Big Bang. I would be very interesting to see what you come up with. http://AreYouGrateful.Com

knowing how proud you are of your family this would be a natural as a post on your site.....and think of the link-love.


bonoriau said...

Dropping by from 1000 Big Bang Networks. Nice blog. From

Jean Chia said...

Hahahaha... this is so funny and best of all, i've nvr heard of this before! Now i can test my friends wt these questionaire. Thanks, GK! im sure my friends are gonna get the wrong answers. :)

bokjae said...

Hey! I've got Monday Blues and you, Monday Madness! hahaha! come and visit
and listen to a gret man talking! Cheers!

DiamondsSaphire said...

LOL...that was great!

Adrian said...

LJ!! Hahaha!! So did I!! That teacher really is a sicko huh LOL

Adrian said...

Shemah!! Glad you had a good laugh!! I knew I had to share it with everyone...too good to pass up! LOL

Adrian said...

Dude!! You are a perv and there is no denying that lol as for not going to kindergarten...well at leeast that explains a few things hehe

Adrian said...

Hello Mr. Faizal!! Welcome...hope you liked what you saw and will be back for more! :)

Adrian said...

Hi GP!! This hardly constitutes a new post...yes I have een neglecting my blog...schoolwork and Triumph are really a pain LOL

Hope you enjoy the muffins I left! :)

Adrian said...

HI Mel!! Thanks for the personal invite!! Will consider you can see I've been a little busy lately! :) Cheers!

Adrian said...

Hi Boboriau!! Thanks for the visit...will drop by your way someday too! :)

Adrian said...

Jean!! Glad you had a good laugh! :) Sad to think that we can only come up with naughty answers to those questions!! Did your friends fail like we all did LOL

Adrian said...

Hi Bokjae!! You got the blues!! Will drop by to see why? Cheers!

Adrian said...

Hi DS!! Happy you liked it! :):) Hopw all is well down your way. :)

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