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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Tuesday Tickles

Okay it's been a gruelling few days with tons of work just pouring in. At home I have loads to do with Christmas just around the proverbial corner too! Combined I haven't had time to blog and have just been in and out a little. So when this came about today I just knew I had to post it and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!


NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

PS That's why I love my job...in HR! LOL

Oh and I'm also thinking of having a meme/tag free month in December! yeah everybody loves memes right and I must be out of my mind to want to refuse memes but it's only for a month and then I'll be back to my old meme generating ways! LOL

I'd like to invite anyone who is interested in my Tag Free Month Movement to put up the cute badge below too! Awww come on....you know you wanna do it!!!

Join the Movement!

14 comments:

Nick Phillips said...

Buds, that sound just like you. And we know how many holidays you get! I'm sure Seansy will agree with me on this one ... LOL!

What? A tag free month? And here I am lining up 3 whole tags for you :D

J@n!ce said...

So cute... TFM. I love the badge actually but I still welcome tags lah... hehe ;p

Janice Ng

LadyJava said...

hahaha GK... I know I was cheating my company when I took all those paid leave...heheh... hmm.. tag free month... what will I do for interim post??...lolzz...

Adrian said...

Nick! LOL It sure does sound like me! hehehe...Yeah don't get Seansy involved okay...he and me went to church last weekend dude! :)

Okay pick your jaw off the table and yes you read correct...we went to church! LOL Bet you still can't believe it LOL

Yup a tag fre month...I wanted ot tag you and marzie, and LJ and Jean and Jan...but I figured nobody would fall for it LOL

YES WE WENT TO CHURCH! LOL

Adrian said...

Janice! LOL Wanted to have a MMM badge...Meme-Free Month Movement...but then woould have to use the same picture for all the alphabets so had to make some slight changes and ended up with TFM! :)

If I get any tags I'll send them your way ok! :)

Adrian said...

LJ! LOL Yup...in fact you owe the company now for working with them. hehehe

Yeah trying to go tag free for a month...tired of always tagging th esame people...and nowadays one taag can hit a dozen people...so by the time you get it everyone you know has been tagged LOL

Anyway it's just my grumpy old man antics lah...if nobody tags me I get worried too that maybe everyone forgot me LOL

Can't win! :)

LadyJava said...

lolzz GK.. can't win them all.... i've not received any tag since I got back.. have everyone forgotten me???lolzzz

Adrian said...

LJ!! Don't feel bad...you can take one from my earlier post...they're free LOL!!!

LadyJava said...

aww you are so sweet GK..heheh...just teasing only lahh...i'm sure someone will take pity on me and tag me soon...hahaha

Adrian said...

LJ I have no doubts that you'll be tagged sooner or later! SO enjoy your free time for now LOL

Mariuca said...

GK, you're actually having ur meme free month, good for u he he he... good luck k, but I'm still owing several ppl some tags, so I'm gonna have to take a raincheck on this tempting offer of yours! :):):)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You made me laugh with this one Adrian! The "Meme King on the Wagon" ... that's what they'll say :-)

What is in store for January???? A big carpet ride in the future?
Speedy wants in Homer!
(he heee)

Adrian said...

Marzie! I missed your comment again...sorry GP!

Anyway yes i have gone through with my tag free month and you know what I don't see many tags around either LOL...

Maybe it's just a busy period...but I'm glad I had it because I have a bunch of Christmas posts to put up! :):)

Adrian said...

Speedy! Yipes...would you believe that I don't really like doing memes so I'm not sure how I became the king of memes LOL
I know I was tagged a lot and eventually ended up taggin more people...Of course the Genies was totally different cause it was an idea that turned into a meme and a fun one too!!

Cheers budy...I'll keep you posted on when I wanna get off the wagon LOL

Yup it's great